circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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candidlycara:

watashi-wa-kira:

My day was made when I saw this at school

SAW THIS AT FSU!!!!

candidlycara:

watashi-wa-kira:

My day was made when I saw this at school

SAW THIS AT FSU!!!!

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schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

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dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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ultrafacts:

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worths:

ok thanks

worths:

ok thanks

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note-a-bear:

"I told you both of us could fit.""I fucking hate you right now."


I didn’t realize that was 2 cats!!!!

note-a-bear:

"I told you both of us could fit."
"I fucking hate you right now."

I didn’t realize that was 2 cats!!!!

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lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

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thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

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If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

(via iwasneverthecoolkid)


geometricdeathtrap:

is this real life

geometricdeathtrap:

is this real life

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